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Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.


The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.


It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.


As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1500?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

Mistaken Drunk
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."